Here is the official dictionary created by future pop icon Nicki Minaj to walk pedestrians through her vocab and terminologies.

Official Secret Society Barbie Statement :
I’m a GIRL \ and I’m RICH \ its BARBIE \ YOU little b**ch!!!!!

AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay: \?akt?-or?gi-d?-w?-?iches-or?gi-d?-?b?\: adjective

1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack b**ches”.

Alfred b**chcok : \?al-fr?d – ?bich – ?käk\ : noun

1: a term of endearment from one b**chy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.

Bad b**ch Check : \?bad – ?bich – ?chek\ : verb

1: is when a bad b**ch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

Baldy Locks : \bal-d?-läks\ : adjective

1: Good head.

Balloon Boy : \ba-?l??-b?i\ : noun

1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.

2: the oracle.

Barbie Backhand : \?bär-b?-?bak-hand\ : verb

1: The act of using intense force while unexpectedly givin da back hand to a hata.

BarbieBoomBox : \?bär-b?-?büm-?bäks\ : noun

1: a device out of which the Barbie’s fetch music is played from.

Barbie Detention : \?bär-b? -di-?ten-ch?n\ : noun

1: When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.

*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.

*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.

Barbie Juice : \bär-b?-jüs\ : noun

1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.

Barbie Powers : /?bär-b?-p?-?r/: noun

1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.

2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.

Barbie’s Phone Number:

718-SIT-URASSDOWN

Basement : \b?s-m?nt\ : verb

1: the act of stepping one’s twig&berries / cookies DOWN.

2: the opposite of penthouse used when one is too cocky.

BEEN a fan : \b?n-a-?fan\ : noun

1: term used to describe a cornball.

Sentence : “hatin on who? Dat b**ch BEEN a fan”

BFF :/b-f-f/: noun

1: Barbie For f**kinEver

Bustitbarbie :\?b?st-?t-?bär-b?\ : noun

1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Cater to your Ken Day :\k?-t?r-?tü-y?r-?ken-?d?\: noun

1: One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.

Chin Check : \?chin -?chek\ : verb

1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.

Chuckles : \?ch?-k?l\ : verb

1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.

CopyRightin’ Infringements :\?kä-p?-?r?t?n-in-?frinj-m?nts\: noun

1: girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.

Doll House :\?däl – ?haus\ : noun

1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.

Dolly Lama :/dä-l?-?lä-m?/: noun

1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.

2: a problem solver.

3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.

Fetch : \?fech\ : adjective

1: a term used to describe something a b**chy Harajuku Barbie really likes.

*Only used with other HBs.

Fire Marshall: \?fi(-?)r-?mär-sh?l\ : noun

1: a term for sum1 tryna shut ya s**t down.

Sentence: word? oh u on ya fire marshall s**t.

Frosty Da Snowman : \fro-st?-d?-sn?-man\ : noun

1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds. Step ya clarity up.

Gabbage Patch Kid :\?ga-bij-pach-’kid\: noun

1: a bust down

2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.

GBR : \g-b-r\ : verb

1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.

Get off my Fone : \git-?f-m?-?f?n\ : noun

1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.

Sentence: Excuse me??? b**ch!!! Get off my Fone!!!

Harajuku Barbie : \??\ : noun

1: refer to Harajuku.

Harajuku Ken : \??\ – noun

1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall da fuk bak” and when to “step his d*ck up”.

HB : \h-b\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.

HK : \h-k\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.

It’s BARBIE b**ch!!!!! : \?ts – ?bär-b? – ?bich\: noun

1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

Penthouse : \?pent-?haus\: verb

1: the act of stepping one’s d*ck or cookies all the way up.

Roger Dat : \rä?j?r-?dat\ : verb

1: verbally style on a shortcake by implying she should “get like u” in 2010.

Sentence: Scuze me? b**ch! Roger dat!

Step Your Scotty Up : \?step – y?r – ?skät? – ?p\ : verb

1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics\lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.

Strawberry Shortcake : \?str?-?ber-? – ?sh?rt – ?k?k\ : noun

1: a broke b**ch ;

2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.

Stud Muffin :\?st?d-m?-f?n\: noun

1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.

Surfboard : \s?rf-b?rd\ : adjective

1: used to describe a hatin ass WASHED up b**ch.

Sentence : Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass b**ch!!!!

Tumble Dry : \t?m-b?l-dr?\ : verb

1: used wen speaking to WASHED b**ches.

Sentence : Tumble Dry b**ch! Tumble Dry!!!

Waffle House : \?wä-f?l -?haus\ : adjective

1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.

When You Believe : by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey

1: our official THEME song.

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