“Machete” is indeed in cinemas now in the US, with reviewers already giving the movie a decent feedback, but showing heavy disappointment in the fact that Lindsay Lohan was not in fact that much naked throughout. Strange thing to be upset about, but nonetheless what was promised by Lindsay herself, never really happening, I can see how that would upset people.

BUT THIS IS ABOUT JESSICA ALBA! And the fact she is stunning, checkout the images below to see just how much:

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It never made sense how a movie such as “Kick-Ass” as well as “Scott Pilgrim” have been said to have ‘bombed’ in the cinemas. Movies that attract the current wave of generation (or atleast…people my age and slightly above, and to those that are fanatics of the quirky and comics) yet still not fairing much amount of money. Nonetheless, once the comic turned to a movie and ended how it did, those new to the scene were left wanting more of the crazy-yet-perfect action movie.

Mark Millar said: “The estimate is [Kick-Ass] will do 100 to 150 million on DVD based on the American sales, so it’ll end up making a quarter of a billion on a 28 million investment.

“So It should be okay. So the sequel’s greenlit, we can go ahead and do the follow up now, you know. The first made so much compared to what it cost it would be crazy not to.”

Good news then for sure. The sequel, “Kick Ass 2: Balls To The Wall” is set to start straight after the first installment, and whilst production on the sequel is ‘nine months away’, a sneak peak at the first issue of the comic book can be found in the debut of Mark Millar’s monthly magazine “CLiNT”, which is out from today. Check the frame images below:

To check the full article out, click here. As always let us know your thoughts – Bet you ain’t as excited as me?

Based on the novel by S.G. Browne, “Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament” is in fact a romantic comedy type of read about dead guy Andy who is resurrected as a zombie, having to adapt to life as an Undead man in a society that hates him, which is always a pain in the ass.

It is reported via Pajiba that the duo Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Scarlett Johansson are both currently “loosely attached” to the project. Both are believing it to be awesome to do, just nothing has been signed just yet. Awesomely named Diablo Cody is set to produce and is keen on bringing the duo on board, to which I am also. The book is said to be superb and the script, which is now sent over to directors, hopefully can match its quality.

I for one will be following this closely. Let us know however what you think in the comments below.

Both artist conveniently had World Cup hits, so it kinda slowly starts to make sense these two would make a collab and make some chemistry happen. There isn’t much to the songs meaning; Shakira just telling it like it is, she’s loco/loca/crazy, and Dizzee agrees but still fancies her a bit, AND WHO WOULDN’T?

The song has been surfacing on the net before its official release (and can be downloaded here), and is the first single off of Shakira’s new album Sael El Sol (Sunrise). Yesterday she tweeted the artwork for the new record (image above), features her face all happy, but that’s no surprise really.

Checkout the track below, let us know what you think in your comments below:

Shakira Ft Dizzee Rascal – Loca (English Version) by Epic_Network

whilst it mainly shows her in her gear getting make-up and prepared with intense eyes going on, there are quite a bunch of shots of her, cause why not? The film will also star Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Brooklyn Decker, and Hamish Linklater.

The movie, based on the Hasbro game, will unfold as a massive Naval adventure across the seas, in the skies and over land as our planet fights for survival against a superior force. Basically, alien invasion, only this time they fight the sea!

Checkout Rihanna donning the gear below:

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The movie itself comes out 18th May 2012, how do you think Rihanna will be?

“Ok ladies and [gentlemen] I’m writing my new album. I will not be on twitter again till Sept 6. This album will be a classic,” tweeted Fiddy, to which he also announced the new title called “The Return Of The Heartless Monster”…oh jeez…anyone else typically hear a 50/Nicki Minaj collab happening?

The album which was originally titled “Black Magic” was reportedly going to involve some crazy dance/techno music friendly vibe, to what also would have likely been seen as a huge dent to his career had that been the case. The Queens rapper however is back in the studio working on new material which involves Swizz Beatz getting involved as well.

The tweets however will be temporarily missed however as simply put: 50 Cent was just nuts. Kanye West wasn’t the only one who could spark an insane tweet-fest for his fans, as Fiddy would bounce from one retrospective of deep thoughts and visions, to another of pure ridicule. Example: “Just woke up I had a dream I put stars On my head like baby [of Cash Money]. then I was at church they told me take my hat off I said I just wanta pray lol. That’$ crazy why wa$ baby on my mind. oh I wa$ looking at old xxl magazine$ la$t night. anyway$hout out to baby I know that [hurt].”

But then: “I just looked at kanye page what the fuck kind a spaced out tweets are those. Fuck that I aint never looking at that shit again.” BALANCE.

“Obamas ratings are down cause he didn’t include pimpin and hoein in stimulus package. Good hoes would boost male moral and fix the recession, shit I should run america. first thing I’d do is cut my taxes then tell yal chill the fuck out ima get to the rest of the problems. You know me and george bush was born on the same day july6. Speaking of birthdays everybody on twitter should send me just 1 dollar cool?”

Oh Fiddy, no one wants to remember George Bush anymore…and incase you think he couldn’t spell, 50 Cent still lets us know: “Motherfuckers I know how to spell gentlemanI was typing fast fuck you. sept 6 until then bitches suck deep and niggas lick the holes right”.

The guy is just laughs…

The controversial song that is “Fuck You” is already talked about after its mere few days of release, but in the artists mind it is a work of art, and to a majority of us it’s actually a decent song and pretty humorous.

Checkout the official music video below:

“What I’ve tried to accomplish, like, is making art products … so I still believe that (the song) can be classified as art because it’s an original piece and the edge and alternative is there, and the integrity is intact, it wasn’t like we were looking for it to be a radio hit of some sort,” Cee-Lo explained. “It was only until a short time after that we considered doing a clean version just in case.”

Which proves to be the case as the radio friendly version is set to be called “Forget You”, still the same message, just in the more friendly-yet world we don’t live in way. I think either way we can all relate to situations as such, and what makes this great is the humour put into the video especially.

Let us know what the fuck you think on the fuckin’ video with comments below, convincing enough to make you think about buying Cee-Lo’s album “Ladykillers” which is out 7th December?

And whilst we are to know that Lindsay Lohan, who is now free to be a crazy bitch again, is set to play a minor role in the movie where she is naked throughout, we all forgot about the other woman who is appearing naked, Mayra Leal, then again who knows her? Sure she’s hot but to say “how can you not know she was in that TV show “Boo Boo Bandits” playing as ‘Miss Hot?’” would be a lie, and pretending to know much about her

So with that, here is her exposure on the Epic Network! Checkout the Machete clip below where Mayra Leal is doing something rather kangaroo-like:

Film comes out 3rd September (tomorrow) in the US, no word still about something happening in the UK. Let us know what you think in the comments below.

“With society becoming increasingly technology-based and fast-paced, it is important for professionals to be highly proficient in skills such as critical thinking, problem solving, resource management, and adaptive decision making. These skills are fundamental in Starcraft and therefore make the game a highly effective environment for students to analyze and take action in complex situations. Computer and video games of all types have become a major part of today’s entertainment and technology worlds. Also, online education is an area of intense growth with many employers and professions using online courses and workshops for career development. This course synthesizes the three threads of 21st Century skill development, gaming, and online education into an innovative and experiential approach that encourages students to identify, learn, and practice crucial skills and apply and relate them to real-world situations.”

I mean, it sounds neat, but I’m not quite sure your ability to Zerg rush has much to do with doing well during a job interview. Perhaps the idea of resource management can apply to the “real world,” but it seems a bit of a stretch.

It gets better: it’s an honors course, and it’s entirely online. Who says the University of Florida isn’t a serious school?

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Two things; 1. America, this is why majority of the world questions your intelligence. 2. Really? You serious? An honour degree in getting fat and addicted? Seriously why not just give a three-year degree on how to breathe, or to get really down with youths, just hire a douche to teach the art of weed, the high proceeded skills of holding it right, who to stand next to and smoke it so you look “cool”, and how the anxieties you try getting rid of by smoking the dumb shit take over you more and more to the point you piss your pants, cry, then take a photo of it and put it up as your Facebook profile pic captioning: “OMGWTFIPIZZMYSEL4VLEZ LOLOLMAOLOLO!1!! GR8 NIGHT!”

Please…despite the world clearly going insane, for anyone who has a sense, just stay in school and learn something real and worthy of your life…

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Morrigan was one of the baddest chicks ever seen in a video game, so it was sad to know she was leaving at the end of Dragon Age: Origins. Well in this new DLC Bioware plan to give us some closure as far as her character is concerned. In witch hunt you will be able to pursue Morrigan and find out just what she’s up to. Both me and Ramz are addicted to this game right now so it felt relevant to post it here, plus it has Gamtrailers logo all over it. Enjoy the trailer and leave your comments.

For more info on Dragon Age check out The Koalition.