Machete, The film is based on the “fake” trailer in Rodriguez’s 2007 Grindhouse, featuring Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey, is now a movie to be. The over the top movie typical in the genius style of Robert Rodriguez shows the feature version of the trailer finding Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Point is, it has Jessica Alba, and what seems to be Steven Seagal’s best attempt at a decent looking movie. What more would you want? Pictures? Sure, two exclusive lobby cards that feature the two just named. Check them out:

Hah look, its Steven Seagal! What a dick.

The film is set to release on 3rd September, UK date? Possibly the same, possibly not. Let us know what you think.