The Official Nicki Minaj Nictionary

Published on February 19th, 2010
Written by Swiff Epics

Here is the official dictionary created by future pop icon Nicki Minaj to walk pedestrians through her vocab and terminologies.

Official Secret Society Barbie Statement :
I’m a GIRL \ and I’m RICH \ its BARBIE \ YOU little b**ch!!!!!

AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay: \?akt?-or?gi-d?-w?-?iches-or?gi-d?-?b?\: adjective

1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack b**ches”.

Alfred b**chcok : \?al-fr?d – ?bich – ?käk\ : noun

1: a term of endearment from one b**chy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.

Bad b**ch Check : \?bad – ?bich – ?chek\ : verb

1: is when a bad b**ch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

Baldy Locks : \bal-d?-läks\ : adjective

1: Good head.

Balloon Boy : \ba-?l??-b?i\ : noun

1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.

2: the oracle.

Barbie Backhand : \?bär-b?-?bak-hand\ : verb

1: The act of using intense force while unexpectedly givin da back hand to a hata.

BarbieBoomBox : \?bär-b?-?büm-?bäks\ : noun

1: a device out of which the Barbie’s fetch music is played from.

Barbie Detention : \?bär-b? -di-?ten-ch?n\ : noun

1: When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.

*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.

*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.

Barbie Juice : \bär-b?-jüs\ : noun

1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.

Barbie Powers : /?bär-b?-p?-?r/: noun

1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.

2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.

Barbie’s Phone Number:

718-SIT-URASSDOWN

Basement : \b?s-m?nt\ : verb

1: the act of stepping one’s twig&berries / cookies DOWN.

2: the opposite of penthouse used when one is too cocky.

BEEN a fan : \b?n-a-?fan\ : noun

1: term used to describe a cornball.

Sentence : “hatin on who? Dat b**ch BEEN a fan”

BFF :/b-f-f/: noun

1: Barbie For f**kinEver

Bustitbarbie :\?b?st-?t-?bär-b?\ : noun

1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Cater to your Ken Day :\k?-t?r-?tü-y?r-?ken-?d?\: noun

1: One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.

Chin Check : \?chin -?chek\ : verb

1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.

Chuckles : \?ch?-k?l\ : verb

1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.

CopyRightin’ Infringements :\?kä-p?-?r?t?n-in-?frinj-m?nts\: noun

1: girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.

Doll House :\?däl – ?haus\ : noun

1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.

Dolly Lama :/dä-l?-?lä-m?/: noun

1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.

2: a problem solver.

3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.

Fetch : \?fech\ : adjective

1: a term used to describe something a b**chy Harajuku Barbie really likes.

*Only used with other HBs.

Fire Marshall: \?fi(-?)r-?mär-sh?l\ : noun

1: a term for sum1 tryna shut ya s**t down.

Sentence: word? oh u on ya fire marshall s**t.

Frosty Da Snowman : \fro-st?-d?-sn?-man\ : noun

1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds. Step ya clarity up.

Gabbage Patch Kid :\?ga-bij-pach-’kid\: noun

1: a bust down

2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.

GBR : \g-b-r\ : verb

1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.

Get off my Fone : \git-?f-m?-?f?n\ : noun

1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.

Sentence: Excuse me??? b**ch!!! Get off my Fone!!!

Harajuku Barbie : \??\ : noun

1: refer to Harajuku.

Harajuku Ken : \??\ – noun

1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall da fuk bak” and when to “step his d*ck up”.

HB : \h-b\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.

HK : \h-k\ : noun
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.

It’s BARBIE b**ch!!!!! : \?ts – ?bär-b? – ?bich\: noun

1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

Penthouse : \?pent-?haus\: verb

1: the act of stepping one’s d*ck or cookies all the way up.

Roger Dat : \rä?j?r-?dat\ : verb

1: verbally style on a shortcake by implying she should “get like u” in 2010.

Sentence: Scuze me? b**ch! Roger dat!

Step Your Scotty Up : \?step – y?r – ?skät? – ?p\ : verb

1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics\lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.

Strawberry Shortcake : \?str?-?ber-? – ?sh?rt – ?k?k\ : noun

1: a broke b**ch ;

2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.

Stud Muffin :\?st?d-m?-f?n\: noun

1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.

Surfboard : \s?rf-b?rd\ : adjective

1: used to describe a hatin ass WASHED up b**ch.

Sentence : Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass b**ch!!!!

Tumble Dry : \t?m-b?l-dr?\ : verb

1: used wen speaking to WASHED b**ches.

Sentence : Tumble Dry b**ch! Tumble Dry!!!

Waffle House : \?wä-f?l -?haus\ : adjective

1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.

When You Believe : by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey

1: our official THEME song.